Friday, 19 April 2013

Day 17 - An Express Poem

Delayed again I know. Yesterday's and today's also to follow shortly.

I also discovered yesterday that I did Day 10, Day 15 and Day 16 wrong because I looked at the November list instead of the April one. That may have been because I checked the prompts earlier in the day before the new ones had been posted. Still.

This is an express poem, made up of (some slightly edited) headlines from the last few issues of the Daily Express.

Wastepaper


Why Carol Vorderman is smiling again
BACK PAIN CURED BY A SINGLE INJECTION
GEL TO WIPE OUT ARTHRITIC PAIN
ROLLING IN THE CASH: ADELE AND ONE DIRECTION
FISH IS KEY TO A LONGER LIFE
INTRIGUING DOUBLE LIFE OF STUNNING BARRISTER
PROOF THAT STATINS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
HAS CYPRUS CRISIS PUT YOUR SAVINGS IN DANGER
FAREWELL IRON LADY: SPECIAL COMMEMORATIVE EDITION
Breakthrough treatment to bring relief for millions
Five easy steps can beat the killer condition
CHEERS! LOOK FORWARD TO A BUDGET BOOST FOR MILLIONS
£16M PAYOUTS TO GAS BOSSES AS WE FREEZE
Cheaper beer and fuel, income tax cut and free loans
Experts find key to beating major disease
STRICTLY CRAIG: DANCING IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES
Migrant backlog will take 24 years to clear
36 HOURS OF SNOW CHAOS ON THE WAY
Water firms say cut back despite our wettest year
“We will have said farewell to a giant here today”
TWO MEN FOUND GUILTY OF JOSS STONE MURDER PLOT
MAD MAD WEATHER: 21°C ON SUNDAY
LIFE IN JAIL FOR CHILD KILLER MICK PHILPOTT
Massive security operation along funeral route today
Worst offenders lose payouts for up to three years
GARDENING'S BRILLIANT NEW STAR: AGED 104
Values rise by £45,000 in next five years
AVERAGE HOUSE PRICES LOOKING SET TO SOAR
SURPRISES ON MAGGIE'S FUNERAL GUEST LIST
Philpotts guilty of child blaze deaths
ADELE AND ONE DIRECTION TOP POP RICH LIST
Eat it twice a week to cut risk of early death
FREE DVD: MAGGIE THATCHER'S LIFE STORY
5 MILLION COULD GET A PENSION WINDFALL
COLDEST EASTER EVER -15°C
JOCKEY WINS GRAND NATIONAL IN HORRIFYING FALL
MASSACRE AT THE BOSTON MARATHON
TODAY'S TV RACE CARDS ALL IN FULL COLOUR
“We lost a great leader and a great Briton”
KATE McCANN: WHY I COULD FORGIVE MADDIE'S ABDUCTOR
7 EASY STEPS TO A LONGER LIFE
48 HOUR DIET 48 HOUR DIET
FIVE-POINT PLAN FOR A HAPPIER LIFE
“A very British occasion. The lady would have liked that”
Fury at Britain's soaring foreign aid bill
-12°C Summer Time starts with our coldest Easter
EVIL PARENTS' 6 LITTLE ANGELS KILLED
Why can't we just get rid of this evil hate preacher?

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