I also discovered yesterday that I did Day 10, Day 15 and Day 16 wrong because I looked at the November list instead of the April one. That may have been because I checked the prompts earlier in the day before the new ones had been posted. Still.
This is an express poem, made up of (some slightly edited) headlines from the last few issues of the Daily Express.
Wastepaper
Why Carol Vorderman is smiling again
BACK PAIN CURED BY A SINGLE INJECTION
GEL TO WIPE OUT ARTHRITIC PAIN
ROLLING IN THE CASH: ADELE AND ONE
DIRECTION
FISH IS KEY TO A LONGER LIFE
INTRIGUING DOUBLE LIFE OF STUNNING
BARRISTER
PROOF THAT STATINS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
HAS CYPRUS CRISIS PUT YOUR SAVINGS IN
DANGER
FAREWELL IRON LADY: SPECIAL
COMMEMORATIVE EDITION
Breakthrough treatment to bring relief
for millions
Five easy steps can beat the killer
condition
CHEERS! LOOK FORWARD TO A BUDGET BOOST
FOR MILLIONS
£16M PAYOUTS TO GAS BOSSES AS WE
FREEZE
Cheaper beer and fuel, income tax cut
and free loans
Experts find key to beating major
disease
STRICTLY CRAIG: DANCING IS GOOD FOR
YOUR BONES
Migrant backlog will take 24 years to
clear
36 HOURS OF SNOW CHAOS ON THE WAY
Water firms say cut back despite our
wettest year
“We will have said farewell to a
giant here today”
TWO MEN FOUND GUILTY OF JOSS STONE
MURDER PLOT
MAD MAD WEATHER: 21°C
ON SUNDAY
LIFE IN JAIL FOR CHILD KILLER MICK
PHILPOTT
Massive security operation along
funeral route today
Worst offenders lose payouts for up to
three years
GARDENING'S BRILLIANT NEW STAR: AGED
104
Values rise by £45,000 in next five
years
AVERAGE HOUSE PRICES LOOKING SET TO
SOAR
SURPRISES ON MAGGIE'S FUNERAL GUEST
LIST
Philpotts guilty of child blaze deaths
ADELE AND ONE DIRECTION TOP POP RICH
LIST
Eat it twice a week to cut risk of
early death
FREE DVD: MAGGIE THATCHER'S LIFE STORY
5 MILLION COULD GET A PENSION WINDFALL
COLDEST EASTER EVER -15°C
JOCKEY
WINS GRAND NATIONAL IN HORRIFYING FALL
MASSACRE
AT THE BOSTON MARATHON
TODAY'S TV RACE CARDS ALL IN FULL
COLOUR
“We lost a great leader and a great
Briton”
KATE McCANN: WHY I COULD FORGIVE
MADDIE'S ABDUCTOR
7 EASY STEPS TO A LONGER LIFE
48 HOUR DIET 48 HOUR DIET
FIVE-POINT PLAN FOR A HAPPIER LIFE
“A very British occasion. The lady
would have liked that”
Fury at Britain's soaring foreign aid
bill
-12°C
Summer Time starts with our coldest Easter
EVIL
PARENTS' 6 LITTLE ANGELS KILLED
Why can't we just get rid of this evil
hate preacher?
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